Q: Where does bad light end up?
A: In a Prism
Q: What do you call a deer without eyes?
A: No eye deer.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye deer.
Q: What type of music do optometrists listen to?
Q: What was the lens’ excuse to the policeman?
A: I’ve been framed!
Q: What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
Q: Where is an eye located?
A: Between H and J.
Q: What happened to the lab tech when he fell into the lens grinder?
A: He made a spectacle of himself.
Q: What did the right eye say to the left eye?
A: There is something between you and me, and it sure smells!
Q: What’s the difference between an optometrist student and the trash?
A: The trash gets out at least once a week.
Q: What do you call a Fish with no eyes?
A: A Fsh